全美超模大赛第一季

全美超模大赛第一季

本片由茶杯狐cupfox提供播放

立即播放
导演:
主演:
/ Tyra  Banks  
更新:
/ 2025-11-30 01:33
备注:
已完结
语言:
剧情:

  This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism.
  The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)
  Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.
  If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.
  And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...
  This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool...

在线观看

播放节点列表
线路一

猜你喜欢

男生女生向前冲
更新至20260404期
第三调解室
更新至20260404期
百家讲坛
更新至20260404期
奋斗吧人生-演员篇
更新至第20260404期
最强大脑第十三季
更新至第20260404期
魔力歌先生
更新至第20260404期
我独自生活
更新至第20260403期
金牌调解2024
更新至第20260403期
今夜喜友秀
更新至第20260404期
大侦探第十一季
更新至第20260404期
亲爱的客栈2026
更新至第20260404期
我家那小子2026
更新至第20260404期
周五晚高疯
更新至第20260404期
乘风2026
更新至20260404期
怦然心动20岁:冬季
更新至第20260404期
主咖和Ta的朋友们
更新至第20260404期
怦然心动20岁: 冬季
更新至20260404期
不好笑就露宿街头
更新至20260404期
小姐不熙娣
更新至20260403期
小镇魔发师
更新至08期
上山下海过一夜
更新至第20260402期
真料理两锅论
更新至第20260401期
姊妹靓起来
更新至第20260402期
风华合伙人
更新至20260403期

正在热播

更多
魔力歌先生
更新至第20260404期
现在就出发第三季
更新至20260201期
乘风2026
更新至20260404期
亲爱的客栈2026
更新至第20260404期
开始捉迷藏
已完结
你好星期六
更新至第20260403期
越战越勇
更新至第20160325期
喜人奇妙夜2
更新至20251220期
音乐缘计划2
更新至20260102期
快乐老友·有风季
更新至第20260331期
喜人奇妙夜
已完结
有歌2026
更新至第20260309期
康熙来了全集
2004-2016已完结
偶像练习生
已完结
创造营2021
已完结
主咖和Ta的朋友们
更新至第20260404期
奔跑吧·天路篇
更新至第20260207期
我家那小子2026
更新至第20260404期
社长之路
已完结
开始捉迷藏第二季
更新至第20260403期
奇葩说第一季
已完结
经典传奇2024
已完结